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ATTACK OF THE VENDORS

 

The GOA Declares War

on the

Axis of Evil Vendors

 

"A short time ago in a

mindset not so far away,

the Medical Empire sought to eliminate the

upstart Chiropractic Nation by causing it to

“wither on the vine” by using illegal and

unethical tactics to divide and conquer.

After nearly a century of battle,

the Medical Empire’s covert plan was eventually

derailed by the Chiropractic Defender,

Gen. George McAndrews, and the diehard Chiropractic Warriors

who were incarcerated thousands of times

over decades of warfare. Today, however, other

rebels have now appeared to continue to undermine the

emerging Chiropractic Nation and, regrettably,

this new saboteur comes from within our own ranks.

 

This new enemy is much more insidious and

well disguised than the Medical Empire

for this group wears no stethoscopes,

they bear no medical caduceus, and

they claim to be our chiropracTIC colleagues.

In fact, they carry the banner of

past Chiropractic Warriors, but in reality,

they are nothing more than

Evil Vendors!"

 

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